I'm 19 and Asian. Too bad I'm not a porn star. Or hot. Someone told me not to rep the Bay; why not? This is where I stay! I'm going to write 1,000 reasons I have to smile on this blog. Hopefully, you'll smile, too. I go this way <---|--->. I love my girlfriend. I like cute animals. And tasty animals. And weird animals. I want to become one of those Internet-famous gay guys, except not. I have no talent. But I love to dance. I'm not good at taking pictures, in both senses of the phrase. I'm not very pretty, but I'm pretty cool. I like to make friends. Out of Playdoh. Just kidding; I just use my imagination because I got a C in ceramics. How do you get a C in ceramics?! Internet-bullies annoy me. Why don't you pick on somebody your own IP address? I like to play with my Rubik's cube and my Ouiji board. I used to be able to recite pi to the 50th digit. I can sing the ABCs backwards, but I can't sing. I love funny songs. I meant to write "jokes," but I love funny songs, too. I need a life-can you be in it?
Caesare killed everyone?
“Good” people go to Heaven and kick it with God.
“Bad” people go to Hell, and party it up with the Devil. Cuz seriously, why would the Devil hate on you if you spent your life living out his principles?
So either way, it’s all good. And no one would miss you because everyone is dead.
Because he’s sadistic.
Reblogged from fuckyeahshimmey