I'm 19 and Asian. Too bad I'm not a porn star. Or hot. Someone told me not to rep the Bay; why not? This is where I stay! I'm going to write 1,000 reasons I have to smile on this blog. Hopefully, you'll smile, too. I go this way <---|--->. I love my girlfriend. I like cute animals. And tasty animals. And weird animals. I want to become one of those Internet-famous gay guys, except not. I have no talent. But I love to dance. I'm not good at taking pictures, in both senses of the phrase. I'm not very pretty, but I'm pretty cool. I like to make friends. Out of Playdoh. Just kidding; I just use my imagination because I got a C in ceramics. How do you get a C in ceramics?! Internet-bullies annoy me. Why don't you pick on somebody your own IP address? I like to play with my Rubik's cube and my Ouiji board. I used to be able to recite pi to the 50th digit. I can sing the ABCs backwards, but I can't sing. I love funny songs. I meant to write "jokes," but I love funny songs, too. I need a life-can you be in it?
Can you tweet @mtn_dew and tell them that @TheSuperKu inspires you to drink mountain dew and then tag your tweet with #ku4dew?
Why? Because TheSuperKu’s twitter is a lot more clever than the other guy who’s trying to do the same thing (teendad13). No, seriously, check out teendad13’s twitter, then check out TheSuperKu’s, and see who you like better.
In exchange, I’ll like, draw you a picture or write you a limerick or something.
Thanks, dawgs.
