I'm 19 and Asian. Too bad I'm not a porn star. Or hot. Someone told me not to rep the Bay; why not? This is where I stay! I'm going to write 1,000 reasons I have to smile on this blog. Hopefully, you'll smile, too. I go this way <---|--->. I love my girlfriend. I like cute animals. And tasty animals. And weird animals. I want to become one of those Internet-famous gay guys, except not. I have no talent. But I love to dance. I'm not good at taking pictures, in both senses of the phrase. I'm not very pretty, but I'm pretty cool. I like to make friends. Out of Playdoh. Just kidding; I just use my imagination because I got a C in ceramics. How do you get a C in ceramics?! Internet-bullies annoy me. Why don't you pick on somebody your own IP address? I like to play with my Rubik's cube and my Ouiji board. I used to be able to recite pi to the 50th digit. I can sing the ABCs backwards, but I can't sing. I love funny songs. I meant to write "jokes," but I love funny songs, too. I need a life-can you be in it?
Ate, you’re cool. I’m sorry people don’t understand your losses.
Ate Michelle, tell mom to stop making me watch your kids. And your kids should be your priority in life. Learn from Sherri.
Ate Raquel, you probably shouldn’t put Kimora on the table like that, even though she has three blankets under her. Those blankets are kinda thin.
Ate Jeannette, you’re fat.
Junior, there’s probably a reason why it never works out with the girls you like.
