Dear Stranger,

Hi.  My name is Jannelle.  Yes, with two N’s.  My favorite color is green and I like to dance.  Sometimes I am insensitive when I am angry or I don’t think you’re being logical.  I need someone to watch my dog Tuesdays and Thursdays next semester.  Do you know anyone that can help? Can you tell me a funny joke? I don’t have time for any new friends right now, so I’m sorry if that’s what you were expecting.  Are you cute? I hope you’re cute.  If you’re a guy, that is.  If you’re a girl, then I don’t really care as long as you’re cool.  You should sing me a song.  I’ll probably stop talking to you after our first conversation because I get bored of people easily, so be prepared.  Kbye.